All products are the property of Simply Awful Gifts and reserve the right to send the boys round if you copy or misuse our offensive merchandise.  But in all seriousness, we are a small home run company that don't need the drama. Be kind, we work hard to make you look cool!

Please contact us if you have any problems with your order, we are confident that you will be suitably dusgusted with your order.

We do not accept returns ubless there is fault with the product, please contact us on day of receipt to inform us of the issue.

All product will be shipped within 4 working days of the order being placed, shipping time will vary on each item.